How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
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