what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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