I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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