Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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