I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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