the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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