We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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