I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
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