i don't like sucking hair
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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