he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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