Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
from now on my penis is your penis
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Randomize
