I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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