She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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