everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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