This girl is more easily done than said...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
