so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
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just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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