He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I didn't notice because vodka
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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