Banned from zoo.
Again?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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