You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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