He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
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