I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I could have mohawked her pubes.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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