did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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