So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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