so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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