Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
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