everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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