My room smells like vodka and shame
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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