shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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