Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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