At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize