Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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