we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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