Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
