I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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