found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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