Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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