She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Randomize
