Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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