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I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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