He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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