So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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