do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Use "feeling words"
Yay
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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