Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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