I can text with my tongue
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
They are going to name an STD after you.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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