are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
