You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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