This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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