woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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