some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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