Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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is wine microwaveable?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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