booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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