She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
And then he peed in my hair
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