I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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