He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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